MOTORWOLF TM vs. MUZAK TM

Are you also sick and tired of the musical lethargy that dominates the western popculture in the nineties! And are you also fed up with the lack of energy, power and intensity that typifies the musical wallpaper of the NOW-generation! Everything that made you FEEL the music has disappeared and is replaced by cheesy mucus, weak brainless shit without emotion and without humour and imagination. The tameness of pathetic middle-class new wave hippy pop, the slickness of institutionalised high-school glamour rock'n'roll bands and the shallowness of depressing 'everyone has fun, but me' pseudo-trance dance music. A gigantic NEW AGE MIND LAXATIVE for a 'new and improved' life-style! Everywhere you look, you see vegetating mindless zombies, everywhere you listen, you hear the STUPIFYING TERROR of MIDDLE-OF-THE-ROAD MUZAK TM, the torments of apathy and mediocrity have taken over! But there is still hope! AWAY with all this fake intellectual happy family FAG rock bullshit, if you still want to FEEL the PAIN, the BLUES and the SOUL in music! You better team up with the MOTORWOLF TM MUSCLE CAR MOTOR TEAM, son, and EXPERIENCE again that DANGER, that BITE and that deep TENSION that the giant HIGH-VOLUME DRUG ROCK MAGNET sucks out of you, SUFFER intensely from the flaming FIRE of the SIDE-PIPE BURNING (and GOD!, it's BURNING RED HOT in your face!), TAKE that NITRO-FUEL SUPER-SPEED INJECTION NEEDLE like a MAN!, and UNDERGO those fast dynamic CHROME-MAGNET HOTWHEELS of the BIG-FOOT MONSTER MOTORBEAR overwhelming your BODY, igniting your MIND and devouring your SOUL! BEWARE, PLANET EARTH! The ferocious and brutally sadistic DEVIL-WORSHIPPING SPEED DEMONS of the SUPERIOR ROCK'N'ROLL MASTER RACE who CONTROL the COSMIC UNIVERSAL RACING TRACK we call LIFE, will BLAST you away and ATOMIZE you with the nuclear MEAN MACHINE! Keep your eyes on the road, SPEED FREAK, and don't lose it, for the road is getting harder, the SUN is BURNING UP! and the ROARING ENGINES of the predacious MOTORHEAD JINX are waiting for the explosive PURSUIT, the violent ENFORCEMENT of your twisted BRAIN! MUTATE into a malicious DOCTOR PLEASE, a fiendish sex-starved maniacal psychopath (HE truely IS the WICKED MAN!), as the eternal SILVER SPOON of the mad DESPERADO DOPE RIDER will LEAD you into a satanic alienating ACID DEATH TRIP, a malignant cancerous growth inside the head, the MUTANT HIGHWAY WARLORD of the SNUFF RIDE drives in TOP GEAR among us with a shotgun in the back of his SPEEDWAY TRUCK! The METAL SYRINGE PENETRATES your FLESH and ELIMINATES your BLOOD, YOU KNOW your DESTINY is an endless CHASE! The big divine SUNWHEEL of the powerful SPEED-O-MAT HOT ROD will keep on ROLLING and ROLLING, RAW as HELL and HARD as FUCK! (the FATE of a DEATH RACER is SPEED!), untill YOU can dig the tremendous SPEED-O-RAMA DRAGSTER HATE FORCE that we call ROCK! So ROCK like a BEAR, baby, and ROCK HARD to IMPOSE, we'll show you the way! And don't forget: resistance is useless, but EXCITING when you're going to the DOGS anyhow!!!

Guilherme Tavares,
Minister of Propaganda
MOTORWOLF TM corporation
The Hague, Holland.

YOU BETTER DEAL WITH THE ACTION PACK YOU CAN'T BEAT! MOTORWOLF TM, DASS IST JA RECHT POWER BLUES!!!!!